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Monday, November 01, 2010

Ew

My company VP just walked in on me pumping. Awesome.

That is all.
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Pityriasis Rosea

So, I have a fairly long history of having weird, often rare medical stuff happen to me.

I was only the 16th child ever to have my type of cancer - not very many adults get it, but it's incredibly rare in children.

Very few people do IVF, but less than 1% of those who do get severe OHSS.  I got it bad enough that I had to be drained, and our fresh transfer had to be postponed.  Less than 1% of the population has cervical incompetence, and even fewer of those lose their babies.

I have an allergy to morphine, and have a really rare reaction where I get little red pinprick dots all over my body.

Due to my fairly weird history, I didn't think a whole lot when I developed a couple of red spots on my stomach and chest last week.  Fast forward a few days, and my torso looks like this (don't mock, I just had a baby - I'm not going to look great):



The chest is even worse, and it was now spreading to my back.  The odd thing was that it didn't really itch besides when I got out of the shower.  Since it was getting progressively worse, however, I decided to finally cowboy up and go to the doctor.

I have a condition called pityriasis rosea.  The good news is that it's not contagious (which is good, since Alice and JTD haven't caught it), and that I don't need any medicine to treat it (which is great, since I don't want to pump-and-dump anything).  The bad news about it working itself out of my system on its own is that it hangs around for 6 - 8 weeks.  So, I'm going to look like a leper for about another two months.  I guess that kills wearing a strapless dress to the ball we're planning to attend in November...